Posted 5 hours ago

foodchewer:

*gets arrested for being too cool*

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 2 days ago
  1. parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  2. clock: 11:01
  3. me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
Posted 2 days ago

jennatalherpes:

dont date a girl who runs a pale blog, she’ll wake you up with coffee and nice kisses; date a girl who runs a humor blog, she’ll wake u up by pouring water on u and steal ur clothes after u shower

(Source: spork)

Posted 2 days ago

unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

(Source: unconvenience)

Posted 2 days ago

rnints:

ieg:

sensei:

commanderabutt:

fagsindubai:

Friendly reminder  ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) that if you don’t sleep with someone for the sole reason that they’re HIV positive then you ARE being discriminatory towards a human being with a disease and you’re scum of the earth 。◕‿◕。 It’s basically as bad as saying you couldn’t love somebody with cancer. Respect people’s feelings. (◕‿◕✿)

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this site is absolutely TOO MUCH

incredible

this is the last straw. im out

Posted 2 days ago

dead-wolfwood:

my fashion sense ranges from 5 year old girl to 80 old grandma

Posted 2 days ago

belevi:

im gonna beat exams the same way eren jeager beats titans

full of anger and having no fucking idea what im doing

Posted 2 days ago
spoken-not-written:

potterlovermore:

pandadistractions:

finnthehuuman:

clairetube:

adventuretimepokemontime:

voice actor of finn draws finn 

voice actor of finn is cordially invited to fuck my brains out 

voice actor of finn is 16 years old

voice actor of finn is gonna get me arrested

jake is that you

what

spoken-not-written:

potterlovermore:

pandadistractions:

finnthehuuman:

clairetube:

adventuretimepokemontime:

voice actor of finn draws finn 

voice actor of finn is cordially invited to fuck my brains out 

voice actor of finn is 16 years old

voice actor of finn is gonna get me arrested

jake is that you

what

(Source: andiamjustasoul)

Posted 3 days ago

the-awkward-guy:

sandvviches:

*wears crocs to ur funeral*

*uninvites you to my funeral*

(Source: gothqirl)

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

tes1a:

RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home

Posted 3 days ago

h0mocidal:

does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol 

(Source: warteeth)

Posted 3 days ago

enterthetardis:

when you come into your room and someone’s there

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Posted 3 days ago
miamiacoda:

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Wow.

There’s a prison in Oklahoma that has a program going with inmates working with shelter dogs to train them and help get them adopted and just… animals in general help people SO much there needs to be more things like this out in the world.

miamiacoda:

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.

There’s a prison in Oklahoma that has a program going with inmates working with shelter dogs to train them and help get them adopted and just… animals in general help people SO much there needs to be more things like this out in the world.