Posted 3 weeks ago

annakendrickofficial:

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

Posted 3 weeks ago

burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

Posted 3 weeks ago

joshpeckofficial:

mysticaljew:

someone studying atoms is really just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves

what have you done

(Source: mysticaljew)

Posted 3 weeks ago

lamelohan:

parent: im down the street
*actually 30 miles away*

Posted 3 weeks ago

raalts:

my mom told me i can’t reblog from you anymore

(Source: straighter)

Posted 3 weeks ago

jpgimage:

what i fucking hate about some people on this site is that you guys will complain about your teacher assigning you an essay but then yall will write a fucking novel on why loki blinked while looking at thor

(Source: sheep98)

Posted 3 weeks ago

heteroiero:

we went in the darkroom today and  looked around and i was like “wow this is brighter than my future” and my photography teacher laughed so hard he almost cracked his head on the enlarger 

(Source: luceum)

Posted 3 weeks ago

let’s play a game where we both get under the covers and see who can make each other moan first

(Source: majortvjunkie)

Posted 3 weeks ago

yudoku:

those tumblr users you want to talk to but you can’t because they’re cool

(Source: yudoku)

Posted 3 weeks ago

eclecticpandas:

reasons to date me:

  • i’m single
Posted 3 weeks ago

googlebus:

I hate bad jokes unless I make them 

Posted 3 weeks ago

assgod:

i regret every selfie a day later

Posted 3 weeks ago

dampsandwich:

one day i will escape from this website

Posted 3 weeks ago

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

Posted 3 weeks ago

iwishihadafather:

This is fucking horrifying

(Source: katara)