Posted 12 hours ago

breadmaakesyoufat:

shut the fuck up hermione you fucking nerd.

(Source: nevillles)

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 2 days ago

foodchewer:

*gets arrested for being too cool*

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 4 days ago
  1. parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  2. clock: 11:01
  3. me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
Posted 4 days ago

jennatalherpes:

dont date a girl who runs a pale blog, she’ll wake you up with coffee and nice kisses; date a girl who runs a humor blog, she’ll wake u up by pouring water on u and steal ur clothes after u shower

(Source: spork)

Posted 4 days ago

unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

(Source: unconvenience)

Posted 4 days ago

rnints:

ieg:

sensei:

commanderabutt:

fagsindubai:

Friendly reminder  ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) that if you don’t sleep with someone for the sole reason that they’re HIV positive then you ARE being discriminatory towards a human being with a disease and you’re scum of the earth 。◕‿◕。 It’s basically as bad as saying you couldn’t love somebody with cancer. Respect people’s feelings. (◕‿◕✿)

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this site is absolutely TOO MUCH

incredible

this is the last straw. im out

Posted 4 days ago

dead-wolfwood:

my fashion sense ranges from 5 year old girl to 80 old grandma

Posted 4 days ago

belevi:

im gonna beat exams the same way eren jeager beats titans

full of anger and having no fucking idea what im doing

Posted 4 days ago
spoken-not-written:

potterlovermore:

pandadistractions:

finnthehuuman:

clairetube:

adventuretimepokemontime:

voice actor of finn draws finn 

voice actor of finn is cordially invited to fuck my brains out 

voice actor of finn is 16 years old

voice actor of finn is gonna get me arrested

jake is that you

what

spoken-not-written:

potterlovermore:

pandadistractions:

finnthehuuman:

clairetube:

adventuretimepokemontime:

voice actor of finn draws finn 

voice actor of finn is cordially invited to fuck my brains out 

voice actor of finn is 16 years old

voice actor of finn is gonna get me arrested

jake is that you

what

(Source: andiamjustasoul)

Posted 5 days ago

the-awkward-guy:

sandvviches:

*wears crocs to ur funeral*

*uninvites you to my funeral*

(Source: gothqirl)

Posted 5 days ago
Posted 5 days ago

tes1a:

RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home

Posted 5 days ago

h0mocidal:

does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol 

(Source: warteeth)