Posted 2 months ago

wyllie-coyote:

peanutbummer:

exuberantneuropsychologist:

shmeeshed:

clevergenius:

the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:

yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAAHHA JK

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yea im a dude

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of course i play fucking video games

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HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman

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yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG

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indeed i am a boy

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indeed i play video games

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HAHAHAHA JK IM A SWORDFISH

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Yeah I’m an trans*guy

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yeah I play video games

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jk I’m actually a dad

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IT GOT BETTER

(Source: iwishihadafather)

Posted 2 months ago
thatfunnyblog:

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thatfunnyblog:

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(Source: oooory)

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i-effed-it-all-up:

i love it when i think “oh man i’d really like to hear that one song” and it’s the next song my ipod plays. it’s like, me n this ipod are connected. we vibin. me and this ipod are drift compatible

Posted 2 months ago

chilope:

txtpostprincess:

if you’re a girl and you call everyone “bro” you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid

if you’re a person who thinks someone shouldn’t be allowed to use certain words because of their gender you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid

Posted 2 months ago

Effective make up remover: crying

Posted 2 months ago

humorous:

lamelohan:

 when someone tries to eat my food:

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tipslip:

god gave me a second chance

(Source: coluring)

Posted 2 months ago

nighttfall:

taxicar:

Honestly why r there guys on girl code

I guess to give the male perspective, which no one asked for or wants to hear about.

Posted 2 months ago

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

Posted 2 months ago

agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

Posted 2 months ago

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

Posted 2 months ago